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Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 5

Chapter 5: “Wrath of the Virgin” “Feed us! Feed us! Feed us!” chanted the dragons. “Feed us, Lawgiver! Bring us a miracle of food!” they called. “Brothers!” Kenbroath called, rising to his feet. “Brothers! Calm yourselves!” As he did Twilight and Pinkie were treated to the new vantage point… and a scene of hundreds of dragons chanting and pounding upon the earth. “Brothers! Please, heed me!” Kenbroath called again, but they did not listen. The dragons did not heed him. They did very little heeding at all. They simply kept up their chanting, and soon it reached

Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Th

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Literature

Our Gifts: Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Hearth’s Warming Day Twilight did not return to her little bed. Instead, she found herself walking back and forth across the landing at the top of the stairs. Below her a multitude of colored lights fell across the floor, streaming out into the night that hung around the downstairs hallway. The Hearth’s Warming tree stood there unseen, at the opposite end of the living room below her, casting its light upon the sleeping household. Well, mostly sleeping. Twilight was in fact standing there, prancing in place, and pondering all sorts of horrible crimes against magic and nature. She… she, she, she, she could su

Our Gifts

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Certain Advantages, Chapter 2

Chapter 2: “Down to the Wire” Thud, thud, thud. Spike didn’t bother to look up as the sounds of the princesses rejoining the race lifted from the course. He was far too interested in seeing just how powerful the supernatural forces were that Rainbow Dash’s astonishment had created truly were. In addition to many popcorn kernels, the air above the astonished pegasus was now full of cotton candy, Mairsy Doats wrappers, assorted trash, a lounge chair, and Scootaloo. He was just about to see if he could get one of the portable toilets up there too when all of the objects came crashing to the earth. As Scootaloo wobble

Certain Advantages

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To Change a Heart, Chapter 4

Chapter 4: “Reflection” “… and then Spike taught me how tah’ breathe fire, and then we put the curtains out, and then we had a gem eatin’ race, and I got sick all over the…” “Oh, is that all ya’ got up to?” asked Applejack with a laugh, interrupting her sister as the dragon jumped up and down in front of her. Apple Bloom blushed and giggled. “Nope!” she answered. “Spike kissed me!” “Did he now?” spoke Applejack. She arched an eyebrow as she fixed the little boy in a glare. Twilight felt him grab hold of her foreleg as he suddenly became

A Change of Heart

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The Youth in the Garden, Chpt. 4

Chapter 4 For Fluttershy, there were no easy answers. The proper authorities had come, had claimed the youth, his weapon, and the accoutrements. Within a few hours all that remained to mark the passing of the boy from her garden were the squashed plants, the broken stalks, and a prevailing sense of unease and concern that floated through the pegasus. Her friends did all that they could for her, each coming to be with her, hoping to get her to talk about her experience. Yet, in truth, there was little that she could tell them. She could tell her friends no more than she had told the officers, biologists, and cryptozoologists who had come to

The Youth in the Garden

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On Pins and Needles, Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Sewing it Together "Now, it's just peroxide, Darling, but it will sting." "That's cool, no problem." "I just want to be sure that your poor back is disinfected before I put the bandages on." "Yeah, no, I get it… it's fine." "It shall sting a bit, Darling. Are you ready?" "Sure, no problem. Go ahead and pour it all over, I've got this." "You're sure, Spike? It's going to sting, you know…" "Right, yeah, I'm good." "Alright then, if you're ready. Here it comes…" "…" "Spike, Darling, kindly dis-attach yourself from my bathroom ceiling, your claws are damaging the stucco." They stood together before the d

On Pins and Needles

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Literature

By Shades

“By Shades” Written by The Descendant Based on a concept advanced by Duplex Fields --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Problem: Alicorns are either a.) Immortal, b.) Long-lived, c.) Or seemingly immortal. Problem: Cadance is first seen as a young mare, and is growing through the series. Problem: She is “The Crystal Princess” (whatever that means), and is known to ponies that have been sealed away beyond thought for millennia. Problem: She’s married to an entirely mortal unicorn. Meaning she'll possibly outlive him by centuries. Possible Answer: As follows… ----

Fever Dreams

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Literature

A Sweet Taste of Cake, Chpt. 17

Chapter 17: Thrice Upon a Mattress The gingerbread house was complete and sat carefully enclosed inside of its box awaiting delivery. The Cakes stood in the showcase room, listening to Pinkie Pie as she seemed to be both rehearsing her lines for the Hearth's Warming pageant and speaking about everything that she wished to do and see in Canterlot. She would not be with them until late tomorrow. The young mare instead would be returning for most of the day to the rock farm where her parents awaited their daughters and the joy that came with their presence. Carrot lifted his face and turned back towards the doorway. The holiday cards all hun

A Sweet Taste of Cake

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Literature

Heart of the Mountain, Chpt. 3

Heart of the Mountain Written by The Descendant Chapter 3: "Shadowed Promises" "Twilight!" he screamed, running forward, the princesses startling, awakening from their transcendent arias. "No," cried Celestia, "No!" Twilight Sparkle had not wanted to look up, had wanted to keep bowing to the departing lord. Yet, at once she ventured a glance as he slipped through. As soon as he did she felt something pull at her, something grab at her from beyond the gate. She had closed her eyes, had looked down to the floor, remembering her promise. She would do nothing; touch nothing, without the permission of the princesses. When the two had begun t

Heart of the Mountain

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So Being What We Sow...Chpt. 4

"So Being What We Sow When We Sew" Written by The Descendant Chapter 4 It had been a horror show. As Fluttershy had spun around on the turntable she realized what had happened, and she saw what she had done to Rarity. As the crowd at the fashion show laughed and jeered she had watched the unhappy form of the unicorn make her way down the runway, and she knew her friend was crushed…that she was watching the dreams of her friend die. The next few days had been miserable. As Fluttershy watched on Rarity slipped farther and farther into despondency. Soon she had locked herself inside her rooms inside her shop, her own little private sanc

So Being What We Sow When We Sew

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The Accursed Cookies Crumble 2

"That's How the Accursed Cookies Crumble" Written by The Descendant Chapter 2 In the reserved suite in the Hotel Sea Biscuit the masses moved towards implementing the next act of the gag. It was a massive operation, and in a fluid motion the dozens of ponies, reptiles, animals, and sole (if adept) dragon moved about in secretly practiced proficiency. "Spike, dear," said Rarity, "I've just finished up with the next principal actor, so if you have a minute you and I should soon begin…" "Oh, of course," he said, his expression calming from the militant one of his role in the gag into his usual love struck persona. In his clawed hand he

That's How the Accursed Cookies Crumble

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Literature

Tangled Up in Blues, Chpt. 7

Tangled Up in Blues Written by The Descendant Chapter 7: "The Friendship Blues" I awoke alone. With small panic I leapt up and quickly went sprawling to the ground as my legs began to feel the multitude of pin pricks which indicated their protest at having to support me as I slept sitting on the floor. My back too disliked having slept against the bed, and it protested in loud terms. None of these hurts though could match the pain that was flying through my heart at the idea that she had left me… Painted blue. I was able to soothe one of those complaints as I lurched into the sitting room. There a small note met me, one in her perfe

Tangled Up in Blues

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Literature

Somewhere: Wander and Brier 6

The Somewhere Cycle Volume 1: "Wander and Green Brier" Written by The Descendant Chapter 6 Green Brier: It was still before dawn, the second time I awoke. There is an unusual sensation across my foreleg and I awake to find Jeroh is standing next to my bed, massaging my leg, looking down on me with sad eyes. "Jeroh?" I asked, "What's wrong?" "You…you were cryin' in your sleep, sir…cryin' pretty bad," speaks my summoner. "Well, yes," I say, "I had a…dream." I had been about to say "bad dream". As he looks on I put a smile on in the dim light, then returns to his bassinet. Wander: The second time I wake up bawlin', shak

The Somewhere Cycle "Wander and Green Brier"

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The Purple Mare, Chapter 4

The Purple Mare Written by The Descendant Inspired by an image created by KNA. Chapter 4 Chapter 4 At once the crew of Twilight's ship used their combined magic to pull on the kedge anchor chains, and the laws of physics took effect. The ropes went taut, and the brigantine began to spin around in place, wheeling to its starboard. As she felt the ship move Twilight launched Commander Dju into the air like a rocket, tipping him gently in the general direction of Port-au-Prance. His trajectory was such that, if he had hit the water, there was something resembling a very reasonable chance that he may very well have lived. Somebody had to s

The Purple Mare

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Literature

A Cup of Joe, Chapter 3

"A Cup of Joe" Written by The Descendant Concept by Bronymian Rhapsody/Animal Man Chapter 3: "Sugar" Sweet Cream was literally pounding on the door by the time that Joe had even realized that he had walked to the doughnut shop. Joe looked around, realized he was in the kitchen. Nothing was moving, none of his equipment was on, no doughnuts were being made. He looked up to the clock through bleary eyes. Oh Celestia, it was already half-past. He trotted to the door, making it come open with a resounding clang. "Morning Joe, how…Oh, Celestia! Oh Luna! Joe you look like you've been through the Well!" Sweet Cream had literally recoil

A Cup of Joe

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The Silent Shore, Chapter 3

The Silent Shore Written by The Descendant Chapter 3: "The Elder Lord" The water washed over her, filled her mouth and her nose. At once Dash felt her breath escape her. She pedaled hard, felt her hooves strike against something. At once there was a feeling that she was being pulled, dragged. Something, something was tugging at her! As the last bit of her air burned in her lungs she threw her head wide, felt it contact whatever was pulling at her. At once there was a cold feeling, and the rush of water around her ended and she immediately drew a massive breath. She spun around in place, fighting to her hooves, attempted to look upon wha

The Silent Shore

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Literature

The Talk, Chapter 2

"The Talk" Written by The Descendant Chapter 2 Owliscious settled onto his perch on the far side of their living space. As he worked at his wings, forcing the melting sleet from the down, he kept one ear and one eye on the figures of Twilight and Spike. They moved about wordlessly, slowly putting the wet scarves across the hearth, the sound of their hooves and clawed feet sounding out above the crackling of the fire. The owl looked at Twilight, saw her looking at Spike with a distant, worried contemplation. He spun his head to look at Spike, saw him avoiding her gaze, moving sheepishly. An understanding flew through the bird, and he slo

The Talk

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'This is Not a Tree'

Ephemera

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