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Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Th
Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 3
Chapter 3: “Water into Whine”

“And, so… well, that’s The Noble Dragon Code,” Spike said, setting the index cards down at his side.

The assembly of dragons stared back at him.

“So, ummm… any questions?” he asked, dancing his fingers together.

An awkward silence sat around the meadow, one that hovered there as the dragons blinked, each one lost in the high, holy sacred mysteries that had just been read to them on index cards written with crayon.

“I have a question,” Grumplight Grumple said, still unmoved from her stare of heavily grumpified grumpiness.

“Ummm, yeah? Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 3 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 2
Chapter 2: “The Dragon God Who Wasn’t There”

A familiar figure went hopping up Ponyville’s streets in a blur of pink, treats at the ready.

“Hi!” Pinkie Pie said, bouncing in place. “Who are you?!”

She bounced and bounced, staring up at a particularly unwholesome looking dragon. It stared down at her balefully, its spikes rattling across its back and across its scales in a way that seemed to give it any number of horrible lacerations.

“I am Gothrang the Destroyer! I am he who casts mountains to the sea!” the dragon spoke, the flame in his eyes hovering over the pink pony. “IChildren of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 2 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 1
“Children of a Lesser Dragon God Whelp Boy Thingy Guy”
Written by The Descendant
Cover art provided by UltimateUltimate/ZantyARZ.
Edited by Future.

Dedicated to GiantMako, in the hope that it cheers him up a bit.

O me! for why is all around us here
As if some lesser god had made the world,
But had not force to shape it as he would
                                         -Alfred Lord Tennyson
                                          “Idylls of the King”

Chapter 1: “His Noodly Materials”

Generally, when ponies begin running around in circles and screaming, it is because of something rather upsetting. Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 1 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Th
Our Gifts
Our Gifts
Certain Advantages
Certain Advantages
A Change of Heart
To Change a Heart, Chapter 4Chapter 4: “Reflection”

“… and then Spike taught me how tah’ breathe fire, and then we put the curtains out, and then we had a gem eatin’ race, and I got sick all over the…”

“Oh, is that all ya’ got up to?” asked Applejack with a laugh, interrupting her sister as the dragon jumped up and down in front of her.

Apple Bloom blushed and giggled. “Nope!” she answered. “Spike kissed me!”

“Did he now?” spoke Applejack. She arched an eyebrow as she fixed the little boy in a glare. Twilight felt him grab hold of her foreleg as he suddenly becameTo Change a Heart, Chapter 4 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
To Change a Heart, Chapter 3Chapter 3: “Realization”

The draconequus trembled and shook
As the magic which sat inside his ancient form
Departed from his body
He began to fade away
And as ponies gathered around him
Many shed great rolling tears
For with him died an ancient age

None shed greater tears than the Nightbringer
And she stroked his head
As the fabric of his being
Began to drift away
The tears that ran down her face
Fell into his coat
And it moved him

“My Moonbeam,” he spoke
“Do not cry for me
Did I not promise you
That there was nothing you could ask of me
That I would not give?
If this was the only gift I could give
Then I givTo Change a Heart, Chapter 3 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
To Change a Heart, Chapter 2Chapter 2: “Revelation”

Most ponies don’t spend much time dwelling upon the race of other ponies. In a world where a unicorn can have a pegasus foal with an earth pony, or any such combination, race shrinks to a matter of course.

Still, to have two night ponies, or thestrals, as those whom wish to sound more intelligent than they truly are call them, appear at a formal gathering is something not often seen.

That they were dressed in Luna’s full armor, and appeared in the middle of the day, only added to the bewilderment of those at the party.

“Oh, Celestia,” sighed Applejack, nodding to Twilight, &ldquoTo Change a Heart, Chapter 2 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
To Change a Heart, Chapter 1To Change a Heart
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 1: “Exploration”

Long millennia ago was fought the War of the Witches
And of that time little is spoken
Few tales of those unhappy seasons remain
Yet some still survive
And even the princesses know
That there still dwell in the worldly sphere
Some who saw the wonders and horrors of those days

T’was during the second summer of that war
When the days seemed at their blackest
And Equestria seemed doomed to thralldom
Under Hydia and her daughters
That Celestia’s army marched to lift a siege
And Luna’s made a long retreat
And both the sisters were filled with doubTo Change a Heart, Chapter 1 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
A Change of Heart
The Youth in the Garden
The Youth in the Garden, Chpt. 4
Chapter 4

For Fluttershy, there were no easy answers.

The proper authorities had come, had claimed the youth, his weapon, and the accoutrements. Within a few hours all that remained to mark the passing of the boy from her garden were the squashed plants, the broken stalks, and a prevailing sense of unease and concern that floated through the pegasus.

Her friends did all that they could for her, each coming to be with her, hoping to get her to talk about her experience. Yet, in truth, there was little that she could tell them. She could tell her friends no more than she had told the officers, biologists, and cryptozoologists who had come toThe Youth in the Garden, Chpt. 4 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
The Youth in the Garden, Chpt. 3
Chapter 3

The youth felt himself fall through the smoke, felt himself fall for what felt like an extraordinarily long time. His eyes closed, and he waited for the feel of the earth thudding into him.

Yet, as he fell, something shifted around him.

He felt himself lying upon the ground. Oddly, there was no pain. No, there was no pain, and he felt himself wrapped in a sort of hazy unawareness.

The smoke was gone.

Was… was he lying next to a pumpkin?

The youth blinked. He heard no sounds of musket fire. There was no high staccato sound of the rebel yell, no calls of dying men, no…

The pain began.

It welled up deep, flashing out The Youth in the Garden, Chpt. 3 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
The Youth in the Garden, Chpt. 2
Chapter 2

"Allorian… Allie?"

The youth looked deep into the locket, his eyes lingering over the picture of the one who rested within. As Lewis called for him once more he slowly closed it, letting his mother's image sit in his mind's eye as he slowly pressed it back inside his sack coat.

"Allie," Lewis asked again, nervousness pouring out of him with each word, "why do you suppose we're sittin' here? The other brigade's been fightin' up there for a fair bit, and we ain't gone in yet. Why do ya' think the general ain't put us in yet? Are we gonna go in?"

The youth looked up to the tree above them. Through them came a constant pitter-pThe Youth in the Garden, Chpt. 2 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
The Youth in the Garden, Chpt. 1
"The Youth in the Garden"
Written by The Descendant
Cover Art by AnneHairball

Chapter 1

Fluttershy stood in the bathroom, once more running the towel up and down her forelegs.

She squinted in the pre-dawn darkness, trying to see what could have brought her the unusual sensation, the one that had woken her.

"I-I could have sworn that my hoovsey's were all wet… they seemed so, wet," she said aloud to nopony. "L-like, oh, like splashing in water…"

She lifted the towel and touched it to her face. It was as dry as a bone. Even as the sensation began to fade away it seemed to linger in her memory. It had felt so real, seemed so mucThe Youth in the Garden, Chpt. 1 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
The Youth in the Garden
On Pins and Needles
On Pins and Needles, Chapter 3Chapter 3: Sewing it Together

"Now, it's just peroxide, Darling, but it will sting."

"That's cool, no problem."

"I just want to be sure that your poor back is disinfected before I put the bandages on."

"Yeah, no, I get it… it's fine."

"It shall sting a bit, Darling. Are you ready?"

"Sure, no problem. Go ahead and pour it all over, I've got this."

"You're sure, Spike? It's going to sting, you know…"

"Right, yeah, I'm good."

"Alright then, if you're ready. Here it comes…"

"…"

"Spike, Darling, kindly dis-attach yourself from my bathroom ceiling, your claws are damaging the stucco."

They stood together before the dOn Pins and Needles, Chapter 3 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
On Pins and Needles, Chapter 2Chapter 2: Needles

Rarity looked more like a mother cat carrying her kitten than a studious fashionista racing to provide aid to a dragon whelp.

Indeed, as Spike wrapped his arms and legs closer, as his tail came up between his legs, he played the part even more so. As the pain coursed through him he curled tighter and tighter into a ball. The sensation of hanging by the scruff of his neck from Rarity's lips only added to his discomfort.

Rarity had no time to ponder that. As her magic flew in front of her, the bathroom door flung open, and inside an instant she withdrew a white towel from the linen closet.

She laid him there, upon the batOn Pins and Needles, Chapter 2 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
On Pins and Needles, Chapter 1On Pins and Needles
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 1: Pins

Falling dreams are supposed to be nightmares.

Falling dreams are supposed to make those who dream them come awake with screams. Falling dreams are supposed make the dreamer pour sweat upon their sheets and sit up in their beds and tremble with a thick, palpable fear.

This was no nightmare.

The dreamer did not come awake. Instead the dreamer kept her mind in the moment, fought to remain in the dream.

This was no nightmare. This was the sweetest kind of dream.

Rarity felt the tears in her eyes, but it was not fear that drew them from her. It was not the wind that the dream waOn Pins and Needles, Chapter 1 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
On Pins and Needles
Fever Dreams
By Shades
“By Shades”
Written by The Descendant
Based on a concept advanced by Duplex Fields

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Problem: Alicorns are either a.) Immortal, b.) Long-lived, c.) Or seemingly immortal.

Problem: Cadance is first seen as a young mare, and is growing through the series.

Problem: She is “The Crystal Princess” (whatever that means), and is known to ponies that have been sealed away beyond thought for millennia.

Problem: She’s married to an entirely mortal unicorn. Meaning she'll possibly outlive him by centuries.

Possible Answer: As follows…

----By Shades by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Hello
Originally conceived as an entry for Thirty Minute Pony Stories prompt #132...

"Hello"
Written by The Descendant

The three draconiqui made their way down the hillside, their long sinuous bodies flowing freely amid the trees and rocks. At intervals they stopped and listened before moving forward once again. Music caught in their ears, and as the two larger ones looked to one another with arched eyebrows the smaller panned his head back and forth between them.

Flitting across the countryside they found the source of the music. Hiding high in a rocky crag the powerful incarnations looked more liked confused kittens than ancient and powerful Hello by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
First Day on the Job
A submission to Thirty Minute Pony Stories prompt number 67...

"First Day on the Job"
Written by The Descendant

The Nameless Unspeakable Ancient Evil raged, fumed, hissed and poured forth it's venom in a frothing torrent of black will and malicious intent.

Spike simply picked up the bell jar in which they had trapped it and gave it a good firm shake.

"Jerk," he said as he placed the bell jar under his arm, carefully avoiding all of the tubing with which they had surreptitiously both enticed and entrapped the demonic being.

Spike arched his back, the strain of carrying all of the rubber hoses still falling through him. Even as he did so First Day on the Job by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
If You Give a Changeling a Cupcake
If You Give a Changeling a Cupcake
"Thirty Minute Pony Stories" Prompt 57
Based on the works of Laura Numeroff
Written by The Descendant

If you discover a changeling in your bakery as you open up for the day, you're probably going to scream like a filly and chase it with a golf club.

If you scream like a filly and chase it with a golf club, you'll probably wake Cup Cake.

If you wake Cup Cake, she'll wonder what in the Well is going on.

She'll probably come down the stairs to discover you standing on the counter with sweat pouring down your face as the changeling stares back at you with puppy-dog eyes. She'll tell you to offer it a cupcIf You Give a Changeling a Cupcake by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Fever Dreams
A Sweet Taste of Cake
A Sweet Taste of Cake, Chpt. 17Chapter 17: Thrice Upon a Mattress

The gingerbread house was complete and sat carefully enclosed inside of its box awaiting delivery.

The Cakes stood in the showcase room, listening to Pinkie Pie as she seemed to be both rehearsing her lines for the Hearth's Warming pageant and speaking about everything that she wished to do and see in Canterlot.

She would not be with them until late tomorrow. The young mare instead would be returning for most of the day to the rock farm where her parents awaited their daughters and the joy that came with their presence.

Carrot lifted his face and turned back towards the doorway. The holiday cards all hunA Sweet Taste of Cake, Chpt. 17 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
A Sweet Taste of Cake, Chpt. 16Chapter 16: Vignettes

The grey mailmare greeted Cup Cake, the eyes of the pegasus wobbling around as she passed her the letter.

As the pegasus pony winged away, Cup Cake let her gaze fall across an unfamiliar name that sat in the return address.

She opened it gingerly and laid it before her on the floor in the sunlight. As she sat and began to read, the words became large in her perception.

"Dear Mrs. Cake," it read, "I am writing to console you on the passing of your father, Quarry, these ten months ago. I am sorry to reach you on this matter so late after his death, but it has taken me so long to come to terms with it myself."

Cup CakeA Sweet Taste of Cake, Chpt. 16 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
A Sweet Taste of Cake, Chapter 15Chapter 15: Names, Stairs, Arrivals, and Songs

The construction of the gingerbread house neared its completion.

Together they wordlessly studied it, looked it over, and made mental checklists of what needed to be accomplished before they could consider the work to be truly finished.

As they circled the table, they made little adjustments, pieced back together some loose bits of trim, straightened the gingerbread ponies, and placed a few more candies to even out the visual balance.

As they went, they were suddenly aware of the sound of hooves overhead, ringing out softly across the ceiling above.

Pinkie had been out late last night, reheaA Sweet Taste of Cake, Chapter 15 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
A Sweet Taste of Cake, Chapter 14Chapter 14: The New Girl

Cup Cake had lost track of the number of times that they had worked together to make a gingerbread house. Basic math would say that they had been married for more than ten years, and that should be just about the same number as houses that they had made.

But if the truth were known, there had been more than that. Sometimes they had made several in a year. Some years they had worked late into the night and early into the next morning in their efforts to meet deadlines.

Sometimes they had finished their work and collapsed right there in the morning sunlight that came in through the big picture window. They had let itA Sweet Taste of Cake, Chapter 14 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
A Sweet Taste of Cake
Heart of the Mountain
Heart of the Mountain, Chpt. 3Heart of the Mountain
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 3: "Shadowed Promises"

"Twilight!" he screamed, running forward, the princesses startling, awakening from their transcendent arias. "No," cried Celestia, "No!"

Twilight Sparkle had not wanted to look up, had wanted to keep bowing to the departing lord. Yet, at once she ventured a glance as he slipped through. As soon as he did she felt something pull at her, something grab at her from beyond the gate.

She had closed her eyes, had looked down to the floor, remembering her promise. She would do nothing; touch nothing, without the permission of the princesses.

When the two had begun tHeart of the Mountain, Chpt. 3 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Heart of the Mountain, Chpt. 2Heart of the Mountain
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 2: "Formal Introductions"

Twilight walked up to the princesses, Spike not riding her but instead walking along beneath her, half hiding himself behind her forelegs as she walked, head down, towards the sovereigns.

As she came up to them she felt the strange light of the dagger-fire upon her, and as she passed next to it she glimpsed into the basket. White fire fading to blue emanated from the silver dagger. In the basket were bunches of vines and different types of tree leaves, but also cylinders of black earth, and a blue breeze, a visible spell, blew among it. The objects within thHeart of the Mountain, Chpt. 2 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Heart of the Mountain, Chpt. 1This work of fan fiction contains characters, places, ideas, and concepts from the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is intended or implied, and this work of parody and satire is meant as a celebration of those involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.

Heart of the Mountain
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 1: "A Midnight Stroll"

It was in Canterlot, that famous and fabled city, where Twilight Sparkle was made aware of the gate.

Canterlot, that shining city, that city where magic deep and powerful flows just as freely as the water that ripples through its Heart of the Mountain, Chpt. 1 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Heart of the Mountain
So Being What We Sow When We Sew
So Being What We Sow...Chpt. 4"So Being What We Sow When We Sew"
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 4

It had been a horror show. As Fluttershy had spun around on the turntable she realized what had happened, and she saw what she had done to Rarity. As the crowd at the fashion show laughed and jeered she had watched the unhappy form of the unicorn make her way down the runway, and she knew her friend was crushed…that she was watching the dreams of her friend die.

The next few days had been miserable. As Fluttershy watched on Rarity slipped farther and farther into despondency. Soon she had locked herself inside her rooms inside her shop, her own little private sancSo Being What We Sow...Chpt. 4 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
So Being What We Sow...Chpt. 3"So Being What We Sow When We Sew"
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 3

In all fairness, it was a hard winter for Fluttershy.

In most winters, with all of her little charges either asleep beneath the earth or having flown south her largest responsibility at this time was usually looking after the injured or dependant animals that remained in her care, re-supplying for the next season, and filling out her paperwork for the Royal Wildlife Service.

But, with the birds present, it suddenly became more of a challenge. It became better once all of the coats had been made. Some had fought her, some had been more willing…but none of the coatSo Being What We Sow...Chpt. 3 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
So Being What We Sow...Chpt. 2"So Being What We Sow When We Sew"
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 2

Two birds died that night, and when she found them in the morning she looked for reasons why.

One was obvious…blood had splattered across the floor. Internal hemorrhages, probably incurred when it first fell to the earth. She could only hope she had made its last days happy and comfortable. The other was a mystery…apart from a broken wing that she had already split and bandaged there was nothing obviously wrong. The wound was not infected…yet, in the veins, there seemed to be blackness…

She buried them in the long trench with their kin, then set abSo Being What We Sow...Chpt. 2 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
So Being What We Sow...Chpt. 1This work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of those involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.

"So Being What We Sow When We Sew"
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 1

The rain whipped into them, bit hard, and the seabirds were forced lower.

As they crossed the lands beyond Equestria's borders the seabirds fought hard to make westerly, to cross the mountains…to once again complete the migratSo Being What We Sow...Chpt. 1 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
So Being What We Sow When We Sew
That's How the Accursed Cookies Crumble
That's How the Accursed Cookies Crumble
Tangled Up in Blues
Tangled Up in Blues, Chpt. 7Tangled Up in Blues
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 7: "The Friendship Blues"

I awoke alone. With small panic I leapt up and quickly went sprawling to the ground as my legs began to feel the multitude of pin pricks which indicated their protest at having to support me as I slept sitting on the floor. My back too disliked having slept against the bed, and it protested in loud terms. None of these hurts though could match the pain that was flying through my heart at the idea that she had left me…

Painted blue.

I was able to soothe one of those complaints as I lurched into the sitting room. There a small note met me, one in her perfeTangled Up in Blues, Chpt. 7 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Tangled Up in Blues, Chpt. 6Tangled Up in Blues
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 6: "The Taffy Twists Blues"

Hey Moody, it's me…Blues.

Just checking in, letting you know what's been going on in my little blue life over these last few of months since the club opened.

I've been thinking about you a lot recently, so, if those of you who have gone down into the Well of Souls do, as they say, watch us in the waters, or can flit around those you knew in life unseen, well…sorry if this is "old news", but…I just wanted you to know.

Oh! You'll never guess where I am as I'm thinking this, as I'm making this little note for you in my head…

We opened theTangled Up in Blues, Chpt. 6 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Tangled Up in Blues, Chpt. 5Tangled Up in Blues
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 5: "The Penny's Worth Blues"

We had set Finder's Day Weekend as our opening weekend target. We actually were probably ready to go before then, but we rehearsed, went over the fire codes with the fireponies twice for safety, and took our time hiring the best barkeeps, bouncers, and janitors we could find. Our non-discretionary funds would last through the end of that month, so we made sure we had everything set up to go.

As this time of waiting came around I sat on the veranda that surrounded the old dance hall playing my sax and garnering the interest of passers-by. Often Miss Rarity, Tangled Up in Blues, Chpt. 5 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Tangled Up in Blues, Chpt. 4Tangled Up in Blues
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 4: "The Moody Blues"

I decided to make a little side-trip and head to Manehattan to see Moody Blues.

"Little side-trip" here having the definition of "went days out of my way".

As I left the railhead at Omareha I wondered why our rail network only served small outlying communities on the frontier. Somepony could make a lot of money, I thought, by tying Equestria together with an intricate rail system.

Oh well, not my place, I'm just a bluespony.

I arrived back in Manehattan. At once I realized that I would never be able to live here again. Ponyville had spread my sensibilities, but Tangled Up in Blues, Chpt. 4 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Tangled Up in Blues
The Somewhere Cycle "Wander and Green Brier"
Somewhere: Wander and Brier 6
The Somewhere Cycle
Volume 1: "Wander and Green Brier"
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 6

Green Brier:
It was still before dawn, the second time I awoke. There is an unusual sensation across my foreleg and I awake to find Jeroh is standing next to my bed, massaging my leg, looking down on me with sad eyes.

"Jeroh?" I asked, "What's wrong?"

"You…you were cryin' in your sleep, sir…cryin' pretty bad," speaks my summoner.

"Well, yes," I say, "I had a…dream."

I had been about to say "bad dream". As he looks on I put a smile on in the dim light, then returns to his bassinet.

Wander:
The second time I wake up bawlin', shakSomewhere: Wander and Brier 6 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Somewhere: Wander and Brier 5
The Somewhere Cycle
Volume 1: "Wander and Green Brier"
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 5

Wander:
As far as balls go, that one weren't the worst I'd ever had to sit through. I've never been much at social functions. Sam wasn't either. He hated them so. I guess that rubbed off on me.

This one started off fine, with the main square of Ponyville covered in bunting, and with a pretty healthy lookin' spread set out for us along the long rows of tables.

It's funny, I feel lighter without mah' armor, almost free of an encumbrance, as it were. As I try to eat I notice more than a few eyes on me, and I become self-conscious. Damn it all.

TherSomewhere: Wander and Brier 5 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Somewhere: Wander and Brier 4
The Somewhere Cycle
Volume 1: "Wander and Green Brier"
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 4

Green Brier:
All of that, Black Hat's tearful goodbye, the review through the streets of Ponyville, my goodbye to my colts…that had all progressed and completed by 11 a.m.

By noon I am ready for some nourishment. I was in no mood to stay in camp in any case. My division was dissolving. Soldiers were taking their leave. They were starting down the long roads that would take them to the places they called home…my soldiers were leaving, and I feel as a parent watching his children leave. Only my officers knew to stay on until after the ballSomewhere: Wander and Brier 4 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
Somewhere: Wander and Brier 3
The Somewhere Cycle
Volume 1: "Wander and Green Brier"
Written by The Descendant

Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Green Brier:
Over the course of the next three years Sycamore Corps launches a series of offensives that carry our flags deeper into the Everfree Forest and farther along the mountains than they had been placed in generations.

We defeat the Chrey utterly, their officers throwing down their swords and laying on the ground in supplication. We push so deep into their columns that we reach the places where they are sheltering their old, their young, their sick and wounded.

So, it is like any of the peoples coming over the mountains…thSomewhere: Wander and Brier 3 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
The Somewhere Cycle "Wander and Green Brier"
The Purple Mare
The Purple Mare, Chapter 4
The Purple Mare
Written by The Descendant
Inspired by an image created by KNA.

Chapter 4

Chapter 4

At once the crew of Twilight's ship used their combined magic to pull on the kedge anchor chains, and the laws of physics took effect. The ropes went taut, and the brigantine began to spin around in place, wheeling to its starboard.

As she felt the ship move Twilight launched Commander Dju into the air like a rocket, tipping him gently in the general direction of Port-au-Prance. His trajectory was such that, if he had hit the water, there was something resembling a very reasonable chance that he may very well have lived.

Somebody had to sThe Purple Mare, Chapter 4 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
The Purple Mare, Chapter 3
The Purple Mare
Written by The Descendant
Inspired by an image created by KNA.

Chapter 3

Chapter 3

The crew of Twilight's ship sprang to the railing.

The sounds of fighting had already begun to echo out across the waves as they had all gathered on the forepeak, as they leaned out wide across the starboard side in hopes of catching a glimpse of what was transpiring.

"We can't cheer," she said to them as she walked back and forth along the forepeak, "We can't risk giving away that we helped them. Meditate for them, if you wish, but keep looking like we're just as surprised as anyone…"

The crew looked on, their faces a sea of worry,The Purple Mare, Chapter 3 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
The Purple Mare, Chapter 2
The Purple Mare
Written by The Descendant
Inspired by an image created by KNA.

Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Spike had sat on his barrel carving at the inlay, stopping only to look over the deck of the brigantine as the crews went about pretending to be transferring cargo, hoping not to attract the attention of the Mah'Qua naval vessels within the harbor.

As he went back to carving his inlay he felt the soft, wet, warm touch of a muzzle on his back.

He turned around as a familiar voice called his name.

"Hiya, Spike!"

"Oh, hey Applebloom!" he said, spinning around, leaning down to her, "Been a while since we saw you! You look…"

Spike lookThe Purple Mare, Chapter 2 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
The Purple Mare, Chapter 1
This work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.

The Purple Mare
Written by The Descendant
Inspired by an image created by KNA.

Chapter 1

The fisherponies looked up to the sky as they placed their nets into the holds of their little boats. A sun unguided by magic was already gathering even as their flickering lanterns bobbed across the bows of The Purple Mare, Chapter 1 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
The Purple Mare
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A Cup of Joe, Chapter 3"A Cup of Joe"
Written by The Descendant
Concept by Bronymian Rhapsody/Animal Man

Chapter 3: "Sugar"

Sweet Cream was literally pounding on the door by the time that Joe had even realized that he had walked to the doughnut shop.

Joe looked around, realized he was in the kitchen. Nothing was moving, none of his equipment was on, no doughnuts were being made. He looked up to the clock through bleary eyes.

Oh Celestia, it was already half-past.

He trotted to the door, making it come open with a resounding clang.

"Morning Joe, how…Oh, Celestia! Oh Luna! Joe you look like you've been through the Well!"

Sweet Cream had literally recoilA Cup of Joe, Chapter 3 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
A Cup of Joe, Chapter 2"A Cup of Joe"
Written by The Descendant
Concept by Bronymian Rhapsody/Animal Man

Chapter 2: "Cinnamon"

Seven is early for most ponies to go to bed, but for Joe it was typical…if he had to be up at four it was in fact necessary.

That, however, didn't mean that he had to like it.

In summer it was horrible, going to sleep when the sun was still out, while ponies out in the street talked and whispered romantic utterances that drifted on the still air into his bedroom.

Now, as autumn was firmly setting in and Celestia and Luna changed their patterns to match the nature of the world beyond Equestria's borders, finally the night was shoA Cup of Joe, Chapter 2 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
A Cup of Joe, Chapter 1This work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.

"A Cup of Joe"
Written by The Descendant
Concept by Bronymian Rhapsody/Animal Man

Chapter 1: "Plain"

He awoke, as he always had, before the alarm even began to go off.

He sat up in bed, looked out the darkened window. As Joe let his head wobble from side to side he felt the weariness wash over hA Cup of Joe, Chapter 1 by ~TheDescendantofKehAn
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~TheDescendantofKehAn Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, dear friends, here is where you shall find lodged all of my "fever dreams", the inane ramblings of a deranged imagination and far too much free time!;)

<------Looong stories are looooong! Multi-chapter fics have their own folders, don't forget about them!:D
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Mood: Promiscuous ~Vashthepsicho Nov 14, 2011
well, hello, Friend... (i have friends, wheee!)
im going to break all laws of reality, and take a look at your dreams,,,

Just for the lols ^^
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:iconthedescendantofkehan:
~TheDescendantofKehAn Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I can't wait to hear your thoughts when you do!:)
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~Vashthepsicho Nov 14, 2011
when I end the one Im with now, IŽll read those ^^
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